And Then There Were A . . . Couple?

ATTENTION GRAMMAR NAZIES: This is a freewriting exercise. As such, there will be errors. Please get over yourselves and drink a coke.

There is this thing that often happens to me. Often it is embarrassing to the extreme. Sometimes irs funny, but often it hurts.

There are realky two things, since, you know, the title mentions two things.

What they areisn’tclear even to me since, you know, this is a greewriting exersice and I don’t care overmuch id it makes much sense.

If I cared i’d do something about it.

Yrs there are spelling and granmae isdues. But this freewriting stuff worked for William Faulkner. Have you read The Sound and the Fury? Piece of ill designed shit that is praised fpr veing a wotk about trasging the Englidj language.

Take a second to appreciate the irony in the last run on sentence.

Anyway, whatever i guesd im done here.

Off with yoh.

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WonderGoon is seeking enlightenment and questions everything.
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6 Responses to And Then There Were A . . . Couple?

  1. CW says:

    Coke drunk, thanks. 😉
    I’ve recently delved into freewriting myself, but not likely to share. Mine pretty quickly degraded into no punctuation, no capitals and no spelling corrections. Yay me! lol
    I’m so glad there’s someone else out there who feels as I do about Faulkner.

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