ATTENTION GRAMMAR NAZIES: This is a freewriting exercise. As such, there will be errors. Please get over yourselves and drink a coke.
There is this thing that often happens to me. Often it is embarrassing to the extreme. Sometimes irs funny, but often it hurts.
There are realky two things, since, you know, the title mentions two things.
What they areisn’tclear even to me since, you know, this is a greewriting exersice and I don’t care overmuch id it makes much sense.
If I cared i’d do something about it.
Yrs there are spelling and granmae isdues. But this freewriting stuff worked for William Faulkner. Have you read The Sound and the Fury? Piece of ill designed shit that is praised fpr veing a wotk about trasging the Englidj language.
Take a second to appreciate the irony in the last run on sentence.
Anyway, whatever i guesd im done here.
Off with yoh.
The House of Goonery 
Coke drunk, thanks. 😉
I’ve recently delved into freewriting myself, but not likely to share. Mine pretty quickly degraded into no punctuation, no capitals and no spelling corrections. Yay me! lol
I’m so glad there’s someone else out there who feels as I do about Faulkner.
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My simmering dislike (hate is too strong a word) for Faulkner irtotated my English professors in college. They couldn’t understand why I didn’t like his work.
When I pointed out it was because of the style; the complete disregard for the rules of writing, they scoffed at me.
These are the same professors that counted off on exams when I’d make a punctuation error.
They would glare at me when I told them I wrote it in Faulkner’s style and they shouldn’t count off for it.
I was unpopular with my English professors.
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Irritated* Grr.
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*dies laughing*
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Don’t spend a week on Faulkner if you don’t want students to write like him, you know?
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I hear ya loud n clear. 🙂
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