I’ll let you in on a dirty little secret of Stephanie Myers’ book “Twilight” that no one else will tell you. It relates to the secret occult messages in the book.
Here it is. Ready?
I mean, are you really ready to learn it? Once you learn it, you can never go back. Take a moment to think about this decision. Go ahead. I’ll wait.
Back? Good. This secret is so secret I could be thrown out of the Secret Occult Club for letting it out. Feel free to pass it on, but don’t tell anyone it was me who told you. I’ll deny it. And I’ve used powerful magic, sorry, “magick,” to prevent anyone but you from reading this.
So, are you ready to learn the Secret of “Twilight?”
Ok. You asked for it.
The Occult Secret of “Twilight” is this:
There isn’t one. It’s just a book.
Get over yourselves.
Secret Occult Guy